Dear Jackson,
Your parents are sorry for the following:
*We are sorry that you have no yard to frolick in, and no dead end street in which to ride a big wheel.
*We are sorry that we dress you like an uppity little prep - the zip up track jacket over a matching collared shirt was inexcusable this morning.
*We are sorry that you don't have a brother or sister yet, and have no one to commiserate to with regards to our bad parenting.
* We are sorry that we took enough pictures of you to fill a museum twice over, and that some of these pictures WILL come back to haunt you (senior year video montages).
*We are sorry that we force you to watch Jeopardy with us, instead of Thomas. You just never know when you'll need obscure facts. They'll come in handy more often than what you'd learn from Percy's adventures.
*We apologize for not knowing what we are doing. It's not a big secret. No one knows what he/she is doing as first time parents. When you are in therapy as an adult, take this blog as a sincere apology. We love you.
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